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Posted by The-EXP - July 28th, 2014

Do you remember K.O.L.M.?

It's still in my opinion the best game I ever made while working on Flash games full time. And now that I want to do that again, my plan is to completley remake the series in a brand new 3D engine. 

Watch the video for the full scoop! If you can back the project, that would be incredible, but if you can't, you could still help me by spreading the word on twitter, facebook, or voting on 

Steam Greenlight Here!

The project is to remake Part 1 and 2 entirely, and finally finish the story off with a brand new Part 3, all in one huge game. Also included is the K.O.L.M.I.A.M. Spin off game in the brand new engine! So plenty of content!

And here is a cool little widget thing for the Kickstarter.

And if you fancy a little nostaliga, here is a link to the original on Newgrounds!


I'll be sure to answer any questions and junk. I hope you're excited by it, because I sure as hell am! You know, unless I don't make it. Then I'll be eating out of garbage cans for a living. NO PRESSURE GUYS!




Posted by The-EXP - March 31st, 2014

What's this?


Posted by The-EXP - March 26th, 2012

I decided to take a look at the game nominees page to see what I was up against this year, and decided to play one of the games I've never played before - William and Sly 2.

That was 90 minutes ago, and I've just 100 percented it. I'm a bloated quick fox.

If this game doesn't win the tank award this year, it will be a crime against nature. It has a laser sharp focus that eclipses William and Sly 1 (A good game, technically, but I could never bring myself to finish it). The sequel however is absolutely amazing, and if you haven't played it yet, you absolutely must.

It's one of the best looking, best playing, most technically impressive flash games I've ever played. Play it now!

If I was any kind of artist, I'd be drawing some crazy fan art right now. I had so much fun I just had to write about it, and if any of the judges read this, please play this game through to the end, it really is a piece of art.

Posted by The-EXP - April 28th, 2011

Well they obviously are if I don't win YET AGAIN.

I've been nominated every year, and yet own no Tank trophies. I should have 2 by now, or maybe even 3.

If I don't win it will obviously be a fix just like last year, and the year before, and the year before.

Though if I win it won't be fixed OK?

I just thought I'd get this off my chest before they're announced on the 30th, because last time when I said it was fixed people said it was just because I hadn't won it.

So yeah, If I don't win - Fixed
If I do - Not Fixed
Or if Oney wins anything at all - Fixed.

Tank Awards Fixed?

Posted by The-EXP - April 5th, 2011

Hi there, just submitted K.O.L.M.I.A.M. with a boat load of Medals. Why a boat load? Well, I wanted to join in all the fun everyone has been having with Medal Mosaics etc, but I'm not that creative, so the attached pic is the result viewed on one of the reviewers pages, and I think it looks great :D

In other news, Fishing Cactus has released Shift 2 HD for the Mac Appstore, it's really nice, if you want to try it out, it can be found Here!

And last but not least, I've finally finished the grand sequel to Upgrade Complete, and depending on which part you read, it's either called Upgrade Completer or Upgrade Complete 2, I'm afraid I'm not very consistant with titles.
Look for an NG release soon if you want to play it here, I have a feeling it will be medaltastic, now that I'm experienced in setting up lots of medals.

Also I played Bullet Heaven. I liked it. You might like it too.


KOLMIAM Medal Fun, Shift on Mac AppStore and Upgrade Complete 2

Posted by The-EXP - March 29th, 2011

Found this great review of UPGRADE COMPLETE this morning. This guy sure is handsome!

Youtube Video!

Posted by The-EXP - December 19th, 2010

Not bitter or anything, but, an AGGRESSIVE ORAL SEX SIMULATOR.




On a related note I enjoyed the Corn Boss animation, it captured the frustration of that boss nicely :)


Posted by The-EXP - December 19th, 2010

Moved to front page, forgot to check the box :p

Posted by The-EXP - July 4th, 2010

Just to expand on the official NG newspost on the matter:

Pledge to Waterman Movie here!

Just pledged to the Waterman Kickstarter, so I thought I'd also try and convince you to as well.

As a little background, I'm not associated in any way with it's production, I've just been waiting LITERALLY YEARS for this to happen.

Waterman is likely my favourite Flash series of all time, and I think everyone who's not familiar should check it out and pledge for the following reasons.

1: It's not even a donation - I personally donated $100 towards the cause (though of course less would be fine, or more would be awesome). Do you see the rewards you get for $100? I get Tshirt, DVD and Signed Poster. It's more like a pre-order than a donation.

2: It's freakin' Waterman. This is the series that got me seriously interested in Newgrounds as more than just a place to visit every so often during School Classes.

3: You're supporting an independant Flash artist. Sure the multitude of Indie Games Indie Films coming out are a noble cause, spreading the word etc, but this is funding an NG Legend do what needs to be done. Also, it's a freakin' Waterman full length feature.


P.S. THanks for enjoying Heir, I've got some interesting projects coming up Very soon, so You'll be hearing alot more from me :D

Waterman The Movie

Posted by The-EXP - June 26th, 2009

Hi guys, first things first, THANKS to everyone who liked Upgrade complete. Rather inexplicably, it's at the top of the Portal. Don't worry, I hear Swain is Zero voting it down every day, so the interruption to your scheduled portal programming will be temporary!

Also, Interesting survey results. I'm not sure who Tom is paying for targeted advertising but either it's the wrong people or I myself present the browsing habbits of someone with insufficiently feminine eyelashes!

Thanks everyone!

Targeted Advertising fail and a big thankyou!