Not bitter or anything, but, an AGGRESSIVE ORAL SEX SIMULATOR.
On a related note I enjoyed the Corn Boss animation, it captured the frustration of that boss nicely :)
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WTF is everyone bitching about... NG was founded on wholly inappropriate materials and if you submit flash here, EXPECT to be in competition with porn and the like. Don't effing cry about it. Submit somewhere else then, it's a free country. Like that hentai flash slideshow that got blammed after it was up to a 4+ score, that's wrong and it's fascist to have it taken down when public opinion rated it so high. You know how many slideshows are on this site that didn't get blammed? NG is turning into America, we say we have majority rule but really we pander and roll over to the loudest complainer every time. Waaaaah.
Why hasn't K.O.L.M.I.A.M. hit NG yet?
Once you have started to read this,there is no turning back.A little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947.Then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message.The dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 Profiles in 30 minutes, the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.
Hey, K.O.L.M. got Best December Game! THERE is your sweet revenge : D
Hey look on the upside super deep throat is banned now.
you got game of the week though!
kolm is awsome! you should make more games just like it!
*a porn game i mean :P
Then make one!!! ...artistically of course :)
KOLM was EPIC i LOVE it!!! make a sequel please please please!
yeah but come on.. did you SEE the spit,cum, hair physics? that shit was insane.
I'm taking a "wild" guess, but it stands for Kind Of Like Metroid.
ANYWAY...Most of the audience on this site consists of males. What pleases males more than anything? When you can look at porn and practically not pay for it? It's like... "Why do I give a damn for Playboy anymore...WHEN I COULD USE THE INTERNET TO LOOK UP RAPIDSHARE'D FILES OF PAST ISSUES?!"
Besides that off-topic fling, I'd say I really enjoyed the aspect of the game as far as i'm concerned. Keep it up, and you're a saint for what you've done for Eggy. Nice!
After completing the game, I still have no clue whatsoever what KOLM stands for. D:
Oh, and t'was really one of the best games I've played. Ever. I'm looking forward to a sequel.
but u gotta admit that simulator is pretty fucking good
To be fair, it was the best oral sex simulator I've ever played. But your game was good too...
Okay, i played your game now, and i've gotta say, man you better get review's crew pick or something. This is GREAT.
And this is news to you how?
I thought that was the most ridiculously accurate oral sex simulator I've ever encountered.
I gave it a 5 :P
You're best game yet :)
i need a walk through for KOLM. BLARG.
Yes.this is Newgrounds in the caese thet you didn't come into the site in the last 10 years.
No justice. I love how SDT's description is just a link to another site.
Hope you get a Monthly, it's one of the funnest games I've played this year.
The description of your game adds enough points to beat that shit
"You are a broken robot. Fix yourself to please mother".
But you dont understand its SUPER deepthroat.
Anywho, nice work on your game. The portal viewing audience is a weird and horny beast. I think thats the one thing i dread just as im submitting something, is that ill run into a zone sama or one of those other dumb cartoon porn things.
Thanks, I know what you mean, I dread the thought of a "Meet 'n Fuck" game being submitted shortly after I do, one of my main issues is the ammount of technical knowledge thats gone into Super Deepthroat (Can we expect Deepthroat 64?). We have real games now, that rival console games for quality, It just feels like an Orgasm Girl mentality all over again. Like you said though, ah wellll.
lol I have definately made posts like this before.
I was thinking the exact same thing, your game seriously made my day and then i realised... Hentai is better? ftw so i had a look, good animation and etc, but really? Porn? lawl MEH who cares though, twas still awesome
OMG TONY. You clearly cannot appreciate the artistic value of Super deep throat.
It makes me sad :(
You know what they say, Exp. When you can't beat em, shove your 12 inch cock down Misty's big titted throat.
You have to admire a guy who really, really knows his demographic.
The inclusion of Samus / Jill Valentine / Misty et al really annoyed me. Its such an obvious attempt to pander to the audience, and it totally worked.
Lawl. That's harsh. Ah well but that sorta thing happens here at NG unfortunately, your sadness is our lols however for this post. So it's not all bad.
Great game, I thought it was pretty funny porn got the first though.
You can't be serious... when are you guys going to learn how to vote?
I'm less annoyed than I was last night at 5AM.
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