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Hi guys, first things first, THANKS to everyone who liked Upgrade complete. Rather inexplicably, it's at the top of the Portal. Don't worry, I hear Swain is Zero voting it down every day, so the interruption to your scheduled portal programming will be temporary!

Also, Interesting survey results. I'm not sure who Tom is paying for targeted advertising but either it's the wrong people or I myself present the browsing habbits of someone with insufficiently feminine eyelashes!

Thanks everyone!

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The People Have Spoken

32 Comments

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:27 PM The-Swain says:

0'd

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:30 PM The-EXP responds:

I'm on to you.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:32 PM Glaiel-Gamer says:

1'd

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:33 PM The-EXP responds:

Oh yeah, well I just 0'd magnetism. Suck on that.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:41 PM VallinOtsute says:

I really liked Upgrade Complete. It's pretty addicting juse because you want to keep upgrading everything. It doesn't have much of a pull after you beat it once though. Can't wait to see what you come out with next. =P

I wonder how much ad revenue that ad has brought in...

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:42 PM sucho says:

mebbe the mascara is targeted towards preening fags? although i can't say whether thats a huge demographic of newgrounds either. pfft. the ads should be for acne cream and BAWLS. thank god they're not.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:47 PM kokonut10 says:

I demand a sequel.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:07 PM Brundaty says:

Hahaha. silly.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:12 PM TomaMoto says:

The secret is that women click-through eeeeverything. >:D

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:33 PM CrazyKungFuPug says:

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jk 0'd

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:44 PM jirayah11 says:

2'd

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:49 PM FrozenFire says:

Mascara is the new thing yo.

Also I saw my brother playing shift on his Ipod.. pretty nifty.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:02 AM cumSum says:

haha i've never seen that mascara ad.
all i get is maple story, puzzle pirates and stuff like that, which makes sense.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:10 AM ned-418 says:

oook that's the first time i have seen that add....but i digress the game has good concept,you want it,you earn it,simple sweet and to the point I give it a 5/5 nuf said.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:53 AM Kajenx says:

HaHAAAA that's classic.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:18 AM IamWeird33 says:

Rallying people up top vote zero?
THIS IS COMMUNISM

Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:28 PM eggynack says:

Upgrade complete must remain at the top of the portal. you basically created a game to prove that inserting too many upgrades into a game is no fun and the portal has launched it higher than even the things you tried to make fun. the irony is too lulz worthy to downvote now.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:36 PM Perry says:

I thought gay people liked mascara.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:50 PM Nqkoi1 says:

0'd

Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:51 PM JonBro says:

_'d

I haven't played it yet so I didn't exactly rate it.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:31 PM RubberNinja says:

Yeah, its not like NG has any sissy male users that wear mascara or anything.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 3:07 PM someplaceelse says:

I had no clue! The ads don't show up on my computer ^_^

Jun. 27, 2009 | 5:11 PM TheSavant says:

I absolutely love how the score on that game proved to be exactly what you were trying to speak out against.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 9:22 AM Claudia-C18 says:

funny.
hey, unrelated, ever thought about making ongaku 2?
you pretty much left it with a cliffhanger and i loved that little game :(

Jul. 10, 2009 | 4:58 PM Shinzura says:

Wait... There are girls on the Internet!?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:07 AM TwoGuysSameFlash says:

llololololololololwait...does that mean I was sexting with a... oh.... oh god.

Jul. 29, 2009 | 9:44 PM LordZanus says:

10'd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA JK 0'd
Awesome game dude

Aug. 1, 2009 | 12:47 PM CartoonWarStudios says:

the swain is such a fag

Aug. 15, 2009 | 1:00 PM FurryDemon says:

The last two shift games haven't been so good...

Aug. 20, 2009 | 5:10 PM DN83 says:

Please add the "Cheesy RPG Song" to the audio portal. PLEASE?

Aug. 21, 2009 | 1:48 AM BazookaJack says:

chocolate raaaaain

Aug. 28, 2009 | 5:42 AM Cosmos8942 says:

Haha, that is great. Wonderful bit of irony there I must admit. Speaking of admitting, you're gonna have to grab some of that N*7 EXTREME LENGTH WAAATERPROOF MASCARA to get those eyelashes buffed up for the weekend :). Never know when a sexy feminine wink will come in handy, nor for whom it will woo.

Rofl
-Tony-

Oct. 5, 2009 | 3:23 PM satanicgoomba says:

XD That's a pretty good screen pic

Oct. 5, 2009 | 7:38 PM IngeniousCheese says:

When Shift medals will work?